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Weird NuGet Packages: A Playground for Creativity in .NET

Talkat NDC Oslo 2025 · 2025-05-19..05-23· [open-source]
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NuGet hosts a mix of practical and playful packages: a package literally called nothing (2.4k downloads) that does nothing, several ASCII art libraries for console apps, NuGet wrappers around joke APIs including a Dad Jokes .NET wrapper (compatible with .NET 6) and Chuck Norris jokes, and quirky finds like a package marked “not intended for production” yet with 1.7M downloads despite "not for production". Also present are JSON utilities (Yoda) and oddly named helpers like a “noodle” library that do real work behind cute names.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 1:37Inspiration for talk
  3. 4:10NuGet creativity
  4. 4:32Absurd packages
  5. 5:15Console art tools
  6. 6:40Joke APIs
  7. 7:22Dad jokes APIs
  8. 8:50DidYouMean package
  9. 9:33Production testing
  10. 9:55Wikipedia clients
  11. 10:17YOLO object detection
  12. 11:01Star Wars JSON tools
  13. 11:24Italian gems
  14. 12:07Takeaways
  15. 12:49Closing
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