Soyez Villains, Sabotage Your Transformation - Arkham Management School
summary
Practical checklist of how to wreck a digital transformation: never start with why and pick a prepackaged solution so no goals exist; hire an ignorant CTO and outsource everything so knowledge leaves with vendors; stop training, communicate only via meaningless PowerPoints and rumors, run endless reports and ceremonies, and make recruiting processes interminable; blame consultants or external events as scapegoats; result is no alignment, no measurable value, high cost and a certified failure with a tongue-in-cheek diploma.
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chapters (8)
- 0:00Arkham Management School
- 1:51Sabotage start with how
- 7:15Non-communication mastery
- 10:33Spread noise like a pro
- 11:40Agile over agile
- 14:13Justify instead of produce
- 16:51Sabotage manifesto
- 17:36Certification exam
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