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Locknote: Programming’s Greatest Mistakes

Talkat NDC Oslo 2022 · 2022-09-26..09-30· [computing-history, software-architecture]
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A rapid tour of concrete failures: a shipped tool called Med file unfucker embarrasses a vendor but fixes corrupted files; Y2K prompts roughly $500 billion of remediation; a missing Dispose causes a .NET app to leak DB connections until adding using blocks fixes crashes every 20 minutes; Knight Capital’s deployment buys $4 billion of unwanted stock in an hour and forces a fire sale; Mars Climate Orbiter is lost over a $327 million metric/imperial mismatch.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 3:02Programming’s greatest mistakes begin
  3. 7:26Y2K bug legacy
  4. 14:56Enterprise software failures
  5. 23:52Pentium FPU disaster
  6. 26:06Null reference mistake
  7. 28:16Software real-world consequences
  8. 30:42Knight Capital trading bug
  9. 36:06Spacecraft software failures
  10. 46:28Big rewrites dangers
  11. 50:44Recursion stack overflow
  12. 53:33JavaScript design flaws
  13. 59:36Honorable mentions
  14. 1:03:52Conclusion
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