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Bad Metrics and Very Bad Decisions

Talkat PEPR '23 · 2023-09-11..09-12· [developer-experience, software-architecture]
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Shows that common privacy and risk metrics routinely mislead: a company goal to “send N notifications” is trivially gamed, a time-to-first-response metric produced polite but useless replies until measurement stopped, and boosting a connections count increased harassment and broke access controls. Detection-rule quotas diverted effort from real threats. Practical fixes include using sampling guard metrics, explicitly stating action an indicator should trigger, rejecting uncomputable metrics, and tracking uncertainty and adversarial manipulation so numbers actually drive safer decisions.

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  1. 0:00The dangers of bad metrics
  2. 1:25Defining perverse metrics
  3. 2:36Measuring effort vs results
  4. 5:11Gauges, levers, and proxies
  5. 7:33The impact of uncertainty
  6. 11:04Strategies for better metrics
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