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Life after The Chocolate Factory

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Large-company SRE practices often fail to translate because the friction is in small operational details not exotic tech: onboarding breaks from missing AWS IAM creds, git clones and Docker builds fail without pre-provisioned accounts, PR tests reject missing Jira-style IDs, and ad hoc ownership turns into a DNS mess. Concrete fixes shown are CI/CD draft PRs as Day‑Zero standard, a single query platform snowhouse that answers ~90% of “where is X” questions, and fewer admin round‑trips by delegating Jira component creation.

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  1. 0:00Life after The Chocolate Factory
  2. 1:54Onboarding horror stories
  3. 7:17Technology isn’t the real issue
  4. 9:44Big tech experiences
  5. 10:49Better onboarding experience
  6. 12:35How things fail and permissions
  7. 13:58Standardized CI/CD pipelines
  8. 15:43Snowflake’s unified platform
  9. 16:45Delegation and tooling roadblocks
  10. 18:51Internal UX matters
  11. 19:34Why big tech blames tech
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