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12 Factors of Pain and Suffering

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A developer recounts concrete failures and fixes: copying one codebase into 20+ spam sites instead of templatizing it, forgetting to install optipng jpegoptim gifsicle on a new node so the image API crashes, hardcoding a Rackspace key and triggering a $25,000 bill from automated abuse, storing voice prompts on single servers so a failover loses user recordings, using sqlite locally and hitting Postgres varchar errors in prod, an autoscaler killing processes that download hundreds of GBs and a log overwrite that costs half a million dollars.

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  1. 0:00Intro
  2. 0:30Who am I
  3. 3:07Managing your codebase
  4. 7:45Dependencies
  5. 11:02Storage
  6. 14:12Backing Services
  7. 18:52Build Release Run
  8. 21:31Processes
  9. 23:20Port Binding
  10. 24:31Concurrency
  11. 28:02disposability
  12. 29:29how I screwed it up
  13. 31:16dev prod parody
  14. 32:51logs
  15. 34:03API service
  16. 36:25Admin processes
  17. 37:09I screwed this up
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