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Flow: the worst software development approach in history

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Asserts Flow is a satire that deliberately combines the worst practices from waterfall, Scrum, SAFe, Kanban and tooling into a money-making methodology, shows a real case where a stalled Java project led to 300 hires from India and never met its deadline after years, demonstrates a burn chart of two years of continuous work without progress, mandates Jira and 20+ board columns, warns interruptions cost 10–23 minute re-entry to coding flow, and sells quick certifications that primarily generate revenue.

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  1. 0:00Intro
  2. 8:45Who is Su
  3. 9:48Who is Kim
  4. 13:15Sprints
  5. 16:50Gamification
  6. 17:51Working space
  7. 18:27Roles and resources
  8. 24:36DevOps
  9. 26:48Meetings
  10. 32:56Enterprise
  11. 35:58Nun
  12. 41:08Manifesto
  13. 42:58Certification
  14. 47:08Roles in Flow
  15. 49:08Evolution
  16. 49:48Personal communication
  17. 50:48Trust and safety
  18. 51:53Focus and flow
  19. 52:53Continuous learning
  20. 54:08Governing your own work
  21. 55:23Hierarchy
  22. 56:33Experience still counts
  23. 57:08Reduce complexity
  24. 57:58Have fun
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