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You Can't Optimize What You Can't Measure

Talkat PHP UK Conference 2013 · 2013-02-21..02-23· [observability]
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Claims that production metrics expose both code and business-level failures and let teams prove or refute assertions with data; shows tools actually used: statsd feeding graphite (or hosted DataDog), plus Lobster for logs; concrete wins include Tesla using per-second telemetry to rebut a New York Times drive log, a 250-node spider cluster hitting thousands of requests/sec, and a measured 10x performance improvement with alerts that text on anomalous drops so issues get found and fixed.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 2:47Data
  3. 5:22Debugging production
  4. 7:47What happened?
  5. 10:20Logs suck
  6. 11:26I want to sleep
  7. 13:05Business problems
  8. 14:08Counting and timing
  9. 14:23The solution
  10. 17:19Graphite
  11. 18:42Lobster
  12. 19:19Logster
  13. 23:11Web spiders
  14. 28:03Wrapping up
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