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Game time: A playbook to (unsuccessfully) 10x in a week and (successfully) 10x in a year

Talkat LDX3 London 2026 · 2026-06-02..06-03· [web-performance, testing]
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A team tries and fails to scale in a week, then succeeds in five months by building load tests with Ksix API tests then full-browser simulation, setting a pathological RPS target (sustain for 5 minutes), and converting a 60-call onboarding flow down to two essential calls. A client-side request-handler buffers and mocks calls, queues submissions to workers, and flattens spikes; peak minute traffic and a single-hour onboarding record hit production but systems stay business as usual with 15–20s latencies only on the legacy choke point.

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  1. 0:00Super Bowl scaling story
  2. 1:06Last-minute Super Bowl ad request
  3. 3:56Scaling in a week strategy
  4. 6:24Need for load testing
  5. 9:14Super Bowl weekend results
  6. 12:21Lessons and long-term rebuild
  7. 15:32Onboarding API calls reduced
  8. 18:42Request handler throughput
  9. 21:29Final load testing results
  10. 23:15Scaling journey takeaways
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