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Big Data, Bad Analogies

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Claim: marketing analogies like data lake = junkyard and data exhaust is useless fumes mislead architecture choices. All data has schema, and choosing schemaless ingest (Hadoop 64MB chunk scans) trades fast capture for expensive reads and downstream reprocessing. Examples: Pinterest reworked logging and schemas, Google F1 reintroduced global ACID for correctness, eBay runs a 6PB warehouse and a 40PB Teradata appliance where a trillion‑row query returns in ~30s. Amdahl shows added nodes do not fix serialized code.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 0:35Bad Analogies
  3. 2:55Data Exhaust
  4. 6:06The Elizabethan Era
  5. 9:25The Victorian Era
  6. 10:26The Modern Era
  7. 11:21Charles Cutter
  8. 12:05Dewey Decimal System
  9. 13:19Who Won
  10. 15:13Organizing Principles
  11. 17:05Database Analogies
  12. 17:36Book Analogies
  13. 18:27Data Life Cycle
  14. 21:03Technical Debt
  15. 25:05Database history
  16. 26:47Join in memory
  17. 27:18Loose coupling
  18. 28:46Schema flexibility
  19. 30:19Data consistency
  20. 31:31Flexibility
  21. 32:19No sequel databases
  22. 34:41Tradeoffs
  23. 36:01Consistency
  24. 38:58Relational Models
  25. 39:36Declarative Language
  26. 40:57CostBased Optimizer
  27. 42:48Pig Scripts
  28. 48:09Singularity
  29. 49:04Resource Efficiency
  30. 51:23Workloads
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