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The Show: Product Pitch

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Presentation claims profit is the sole product metric and offers a crude formulaic playbook: F = M × A reframed as fortune rising with money and "a thing," plus a pricing versus cost equation (money = price − cost). It demonstrates with mocked slides, area graphs and unreadable engineering text, proposes cutting headcount to lower cost and keeping one consultant (Perfect Product Processes ulc) to maximize returns, and jokes about building prototypes, QA, marketing and billing.

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  1. 0:00Introduction to Chet Haase
  2. 1:03Company background
  3. 2:51The company slogan
  4. 3:54Defining a product
  5. 5:05Core business focus
  6. 6:05The product process
  7. 7:22Roles in the company
  8. 8:51Product math equation
  9. 11:05Maximizing profit
  10. 12:18Role of the consultant
  11. 13:13Audience Q&A and conclusion
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