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99 Problems But a Container Ain’t One: Forget Serverless, Let’s Talk Containerless Development

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Argues that Cloud Foundry’s CF push model plus buildpacks lets most apps migrate far easier than moving to functions-only serverless, and that containers should be hidden not surfaced. Describes tradeoffs between Docker images and droplets, ties everything to stateless design, and reports a hack‑day prototype that binds events to pushed apps (FMap) which scales instances up and down and successfully processes queued messages. Claims the future is Containerless developer UX.

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  1. 0:00Introduction and overview
  2. 2:13Simplicity and abstractions
  3. 5:24Containers vs simplicity
  4. 7:34Serverless and state
  5. 9:00Stateless apps and scaling
  6. 12:31Services and pushing limits
  7. 13:57Good vs bad problems
  8. 14:46Containerless manifesto
  9. 15:48Unified UX and demo
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