Lightning Talks (Sunday)
summary
A rapid set of five‑minute reports hits concrete details: an art installation with 39 bells whose motor control is modeled in Python and tuned by SciPy constrained optimization, audio monitoring using a C extension, FFTs and cross‑correlation that has run for 12 years, live demos of spreadsheet tricks (conditional formatting, IMPORTRANGE, Python in Excel), a sneaker‑net vs NBN transfer that measures ~319 Mbps effective, and sharp cautionary tales about metaprogramming and engineering tradeoffs.
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chapters (14)
- 0:00Welcome
- 0:44Dynamic bell installations
- 6:26Commit messages in chaos
- 11:00Emergency service volunteering
- 16:38Diverse fantasy authors
- 20:55Spreadsheet magic
- 26:13Cursed animal facts
- 31:49Metaprogramming pitfalls
- 36:47Quine programming
- 42:31Post-conference meetups
- 46:26Sneaker net vs NBN
- 50:01Monetizing websites
- 55:04FOI requests
- 1:00:03Closing








