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IGNITE: How to benchmark … poorly

Talkat OSMC 2022 · 2022-11-14..11-16· [testing]
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Vendor benchmarks pick favorable scenarios and claim universal wins, for example benchmarking a squid vs house cat use case or running Postgres vs MongoDB tests on experimental Lua hooks that nobody ships; running Kafka tests against an old Zookeeper‑dependent release to make the competitor look unfinished; exploiting defaults like MongoDB’s historical fire-and-forget socket writes or preloading optimized datasets. Advice: run continuous internal benchmarks to catch the slow‑boil performance regression and tune real production knobs rather than publish tuned marketing results.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 0:30Benchmarketing
  3. 0:46Pattern: Find the "right" use-case
  4. 2:38Pattern: Tuned to your knowledge
  5. 3:10Pattern: "Optimized" defaults
  6. 3:42Pattern: Cheating
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