~/talk

Diving into Erlang is a one-way ticket

links:none on file
slides:none on file

A pragmatic account of switching an enterprise workload: the author spends three months learning Erlang to parallelize an interest calculator that failed to scale in C/Java, implements and benchmarks it on one and several machines, and reports success; uses and extends Riak and RabbitMQ with plugins, writes a German Erlang OTP book, and argues Erlang’s model lets systems spawn 2^27 actors (theoretically) for massive concurrency, while warning about deployment, string handling, and operational costs.

AI-written summary · about

  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 0:44Who am I
  3. 1:45Im not the greatest speaker
  4. 2:25I started programming
  5. 2:56The next big thing
  6. 4:00Java
  7. 4:32Palm PD
  8. 5:05Enterprise Java
  9. 5:52Interest Calculator
  10. 7:01OVA
  11. 7:26Interest calculation
  12. 8:18Im confronted
  13. 8:58Learning Erlang
  14. 9:23Writing books
  15. 9:50Free copies
  16. 10:54Its worth it
  17. 11:31German User Groups
  18. 12:30Java Code
  19. 12:56Functional Programming
  20. 14:21Distributed Systems
  21. 15:06Reassignment
  22. 16:28Erlang Platform
  23. 17:20Zookeeper
  24. 18:08Use cases
  25. 18:35Smart people
  26. 19:07Things will get dirty
  27. 19:33Not a perfect technology yet
  28. 20:05Its a precise machine
  29. 20:57Should you attend
  30. 21:40Questions
  31. 22:18Is it easier now
  32. 23:27Building on top of Erlang
  33. 24:07Enterprise customers
  34. 24:25Limitations
  35. 25:18Avoid them
  36. 26:01Reinvent the wheel
  37. 26:49Go for messaging
  38. 27:18Im just the user
  39. 28:05The current situation
  40. 28:52Massive concurrency
  41. 29:35Reusable implementations
  42. 30:58Stability
  43. 32:00Big Data
  44. 33:20Recursion
~/search
type to search 6,249 conferences, 138,987 speakers and 185,172 talks
~/help
cmdctrl k
search every conference, speaker and series
/
focus the filter search
h
home
c
conferences
s
speakers
e
series
t
light / dark — the status bar button does the same
?
this help
esc
close this, then clear every filter — or just the search, while you are typing in it

Ignored while you are typing. Pages without a filter rail have no search to focus.