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public static void main 🎶

Talkat JCON EUROPE 2025 · 2025-05-12..05-15· [java]
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Live pop-quiz converts public static void main into lyrics for 15 songs found by scanning the top 2,000 tracks, with live guitar, screencast timing edits and a QR-based quiz app for audience responses. The talk notes Java’s new void main shorthand and keeps songs that still fit, shows examples like We Will Rock You and Living on a Prayer, awards an IntelliJ Ultimate license to the winner, and demonstrates that the gag actually maps cleanly to real melodies.

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  1. 0:00Welcome and intro
  2. 1:04Origin of the joke
  3. 3:36Quiz rules and prize
  4. 4:00First song: We Will Rock You
  5. 4:47Second song: Oops I Did It Again
  6. 5:28Third song: Welcome to the Jungle
  7. 6:34Fourth song: Girls Just Want to Have Fun
  8. 7:18Fifth song: Go Your Own Way
  9. 8:04Sixth song: Killing in the Name
  10. 8:47Seventh song: California Dreaming
  11. 9:31Eighth song: Losing My Religion
  12. 10:12Ninth song: Candy
  13. 11:16Tenth song: Seven Nation Army
  14. 12:01Eleventh song: You Need to Calm Down
  15. 13:09Twelfth song: Paint It Black
  16. 13:55Thirteenth song: I Heard It Through the Grapevine
  17. 14:41Fourteenth song: You Should See Me in a Crown
  18. 15:22Fifteenth song: Sweet Home Alabama
  19. 16:12Sixteenth song: Living on a Prayer
  20. 16:56Seventeenth song: Tequila
  21. 17:41Eighteenth song: Blue
  22. 18:36Closing and prize
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