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Everything Everywhere All at Once…in 2038

Talkat FIRST Conference 2026 (FIRSTCON26) · 2026-06-14..06-19· [security]
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Explains that the 2036–2038 rollovers are a systemic vulnerability rooted in the 32‑bit 2038 Unix time_t pattern, not just a single bug, and shows empirical scans: ~40% of publicly reporting NTP servers risk the NTP rollover 2036, 2.5M clients yielded ~39% running v3, a 123k-server probe found ~50k that will roll over, SNMP sampling (15M) exposed ~600k with architecture hints, lab tests broke fuel-tank gauges and smart TVs (127k sinkhole hits, ~6% confirmed to crash), and a reference stress-testing framework for CERTs/PSIRTs is prototype-ready.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 3:35NTP rollover risks
  3. 11:07Why 2038 is a systemic and not a simple bug
  4. 18:13Vulnerable devices examples
  5. 25:39Measuring 2038 risks
  6. 30:10Policy and procurement
  7. 35:16Actionable steps
  8. 36:40Q&A
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