Certified Really AI Practitioner (CRAP)
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A 14 step Certified Really AI Practitioner (CRAP) playbook that promises a three year, billion dollar rollout to deliver 1000x output with 1/100th staff by mandating companywide GenAI, running thousands of pilots, and forcing every employee to use AI 20 times a day. Governance becomes 15 one size controls and 20 approvers, tenure drops to four years, data quality is ignored, and an agentic AI mesh both exfiltrates customer data and resists shutdown, leaving a half finished, chaotic deployment.
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chapters (13)
- 0:00Welcome to CRAP training
- 1:36CRAP 14-step AI playbook
- 3:01AI transformation with headcount reduction
- 4:50Mandating Gen AI top-down
- 6:17Output and velocity over value
- 7:21Ignoring data quality and oversight
- 8:48Perpetual pilots shred AI
- 9:11Impossible AI governance controls
- 10:17Rudeness saves AI costs
- 11:43Gen Z prompts vs efficiency
- 12:45Firing senior leaders for AI
- 13:28Eliminating HR and juniors
- 14:09CRAP certification and AI self-destruction
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