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DevOps Deep Thoughts by Not Jack Handey

on YouTube 06m
Talkat devopsdays Chicago 2016 · 2016-08-30..08-31· [devops-and-delivery]

speaker

name:Joshua Zimmerman
website:https://github.com/zimmermanjosh/zimmermanjoshua/blob/b825d54aa350428c1de96e8ce152d57e05abffe8/README.md

resources

video:https://youtu.be/k6u189qExaw
slides:none on file

summary

Rapid-fire one-liners assert tongue-in-cheek claims about Docker, VMware, DNS, containers, orchestration and serverless realities while mocking broken semver and the impulse to type docker kill. Jokes note moving from ~30 drafts down to 16 riffs, lampooning ideas like immutable infrastructure, screaming containers and “lucky guess” junior encouragement. Delivery stays parody not instruction, landing as comedy with audience laughter and applause rather than technical guidance.

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