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All of Our ML Ideas Are Bad (and We Should Feel Bad)

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Most production ML proposals fail because the data and signal aren’t there: ticket prioritization and root‑cause models lack reliable labels, suffer delayed feedback and concept drift, and have far fewer examples than needed. Simple fixes—cut inbound ticket volume, add integration tests, use correlation and basic statistics—often outperform heavy ML. Plausible wins require hundreds of millions of datapoints, thousands to millions of labeled examples, and acceptance that many solutions are correlation not causation. Tools like TensorFlow add complexity, not magic.

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  1. 0:00Intro
  2. 1:19Agenda
  3. 2:07Who am I
  4. 4:43Machine Learning vs AI
  5. 7:09Machine Learning Primer
  6. 14:38Deep Learning vs ML
  7. 15:06What is ML for
  8. 19:33Why ML is bad
  9. 20:08Ticket categorizing
  10. 20:49Single ticket queue
  11. 22:12Single ticket algorithm
  12. 24:55Whats wrong with this
  13. 26:53Automatic Root Cause Analysis
  14. 27:18Statistical Correlation
  15. 29:36Low Uncertainty
  16. 31:04Deep Learning
  17. 31:48Confirmation Bias
  18. 32:16Plausible Use
  19. 32:49Prework
  20. 33:21ontology epistemology metaphysics
  21. 34:00QA
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