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A History Lesson in Painful Industry Mistakes

Talkat PHP UK Conference 2024 · 2024-02-15..02-16· [web-platform, graphql]
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Timeline of real API mistakes with concrete examples: JSON‑RPC, RPC and RabbitMQ usage, SOAP’s verbosity, Fielding’s REST and HTTP verbs, HATEOAS half‑implementations that fail, and OpenAPI/Swagger adoption that still leaves a docs system secured by a plain‑text shared password while costing $99/month and backed by $277M VC yet turning over $97.5M. Shows a PATCH that deletes and re‑creates IDs, a Google scan that emptied databases, practical GraphQL tradeoffs and why GraphQL and HATEOAS often don’t save you. JSON-RPC cases and tooling lessons included.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 3:14Computer birth and punch cards
  3. 6:23Software clans and APIs
  4. 8:08Remote procedure calls and their chaos
  5. 9:31SOAP disaster aftermath
  6. 12:39Roy Fielding and REST
  7. 15:07HAL failure and API standards
  8. 17:37Documentation and security issues
  9. 19:03GraphQL and developers
  10. 21:54API trends and evolution
  11. 22:35Closing remarks
  12. 23:42Q&A
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