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The Future of PHP Is In The Clouds

Talkat PHP UK Conference 2014 · 2014-02-21..02-22· [php]
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Argues that PHP evolves from a templating language into a cloud-ready platform, cites composer and the FIG push that forced PHP 5.3 adoption, and shows infrastructure as code with a Rackspace PHP library creating machines in one line of code. Gives a concrete experiment: an early Yahoo service hits 0.6 requests per second until caches are added and adding front-end caches raises throughput about 25 percent. Recommends prototyping architectures, treating servers like cattle, and measuring results.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 1:00Tim OReilly
  3. 3:51Roman Chariots
  4. 4:25Technology is constantly varying
  5. 4:44The good old days of PHP
  6. 6:09PHP4 came along
  7. 7:23PHP53 came along
  8. 8:24Larry Garfield
  9. 9:24Framework Interop
  10. 10:19PHP 53
  11. 12:16Why PHP Sucks
  12. 13:57PHP Is Being Taken Seriously
  13. 15:16PHP is an Ugly Duckling
  14. 16:13PHP Community
  15. 17:13PHP Architecture
  16. 19:36Hardware via Code
  17. 20:21Measure Everything
  18. 21:13Yahoo Tech
  19. 24:02Servers Like Cattle
  20. 24:24Summary
  21. 25:31Conclusion
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