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How to not Crash in Prod, Load Testing Crash Course

Talkat Jfokus 2023 · 2023-02-06..02-08· [web-performance, devops-and-delivery]
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Explains how to turn vague requirements like 1,000 users for 1 hour into concrete tests by choosing open vs closed workload models, shaping injection profiles, and measuring percentiles such as p90/p99 instead of averages. Describes pitfalls: TLS handshakes, ephemeral port exhaustion, and unrealistic global connection pooling that hides client-side failures. Shows Gatling-based tests using CSV feeders, composable scenarios, and CI runs, and contrasts free open-source generators with an enterprise SaaS for orchestration and reporting.

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  1. 0:00Start
  2. 7:18What load testing is NOT
  3. 11:18Stateful
  4. 12:00Creating scenarios
  5. 13:11Infrastructure and Network
  6. 21:21Open System Model
  7. 25:49Capacity Test
  8. 26:27Stress Test
  9. 27:13Smoke Test
  10. 29:19Test Data
  11. 30:55How to NOT Measure
  12. 41:43Load Test As Code
  13. 46:47Gatling for Enterprises
  14. 47:28Gatling references
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