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Scalable is Awesome, Literally!

Talkat Erlang User Conference 2015 · 2015-06-11..06-12· [engineering-leadership]
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Argues that “scalable” is hand‑wavy and proposes measurable engineering: use Erlang, measure latency and throughput, prefer suitability over vague scale claims, and design evolvable systems. Describes building CloudBees RUN PaaS (used by tens of thousands of customers and serving tens of millions of end‑users) and a real outage caused by a validating XML parser fetching an external XSD that made every deployment fail. Prescribes concrete patterns: build naive, avoid dependencies, observe, measure, and iterate.

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  1. 0:00Introduction
  2. 1:10Step 1 Build
  3. 2:05Scalable
  4. 3:50The Premise
  5. 4:33The Myth of Scalability
  6. 5:36Infinite Scalability
  7. 6:12Outages
  8. 7:27No magical property of scalability
  9. 8:02The term scalable
  10. 8:30The word awesome
  11. 9:21The cheetah
  12. 11:48Joe Armstrong
  13. 14:53Antipatterns
  14. 16:09Vetting Problems
  15. 17:51Build a Naive
  16. 19:39Overestimating
  17. 21:03dependencies bad
  18. 22:08XML
  19. 24:02Dependencies
  20. 25:03System
  21. 25:58Dependency
  22. 28:07Cloud
  23. 29:13Laytons
  24. 30:49The Ecosystem
  25. 32:03Evolvable
  26. 38:02Exercise
  27. 38:54Fitness Test
  28. 40:08Evolution
  29. 42:50Monolithic Architecture
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