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Going Viral for Fun, not Profit

Talkat Dutch PHP Conference 2017 · 2017-06-29..07-01· [security, computing-history]
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Claims that historical worms infected huge fractions of the net — Melissa 20% of machines, ILOVEYOU tens of millions, Mydoom causing ~$38B damage — motivate a live demo that writes and deploys a PHP file-infector. The demo scans a directory for .php files, writes .infected temp files, inserts an encrypted payload (per-file random key + IV, base64), executes via eval, and blocks reinfection with a seeded per-file checksum in the first line. It runs successfully inside a Vagrant sandbox and demonstrates payloads like phpinfo, mail send attempts, and HTTP redirects.

AI-written summary · about

  1. 0:00Start
  2. 0:36The I-Love-You Virus
  3. 7:39Act Benign
  4. 9:46Source Code
  5. 15:11File Type Header
  6. 15:45Writing the Virus
  7. 20:58Encryption
  8. 27:59Step Four Is To Stop the Virus from Reinfecting Itself
  9. 36:10Wordpress
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