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Loading Millions of Rows of Test Data in Seconds

Lightningat CodeMash 2026 · 2026-01-13..01-16· [databases]
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A live demo generates 10 million rows of realistic customer data in about 17–19 seconds using TSQL only, a numbers table doubling trick and modulo name reuse with a 280,000-row NPPES names dump; no third-party tools. It inserts set-based, fast batches, produces parent/child variants, exposes missing indexes and CPU‑heavy queries, and completes in seconds so the performance claim and the built scripts are directly verifiable.

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