Lightning Talk: C++ Catastrophes: A Poem
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A comic code-poem catalogs concrete C++ failures: enabling exceptions blows up the binary size, a third-party compiler only supports C++03, a vector misuse turns into an unhandled crash, and heavy use of expression templates then forces slow meta-programming. The build produces ten thousand template errors and hides rampant undefined behavior, so the shipped program crashes or kills performance rather than working.
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